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My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
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Surface Biology and Geology development team at NASA JPL has been given a stop work order
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A team of experts uses advanced X-rays and AI to virtually ‘unroll’ charred papyrus scrolls from Her...
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Why are people answering someone so stupid that they'd be executed in ancient times? The fact that F...
Researchers at Case Western Reserve University have developed a drug that protects the "guardian of...
The variant may be skilled at dodging some of our immune defenses, research suggests.